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Have a site that is riddled with dull copy and a 2D personality, which leads to high bounce rates and sudden-onset narcolepsy.

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Want a brand voice that influences your customers to take action and breeds fear and jealousy in your competitors.

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Need to generate more qualified leads and sales through your website, instead of hopelessly clinging to traffic metrics. 

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Taps into data and customer research to craft copy that oozes value, relevance, and charm to hook people from top to bottom.

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Will bust a gut to create an inimitable, captivating brand voice for every client, making them unmissable in their market.

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Never forgets that style is nothing without substance, so only produces focused copy that drives the customer journey forward.

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Have a site that is riddled with dull copy and a 2D personality, which leads to high bounce rates and sudden-onset narcolepsy.

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Want a brand voice that influences your customers to take action and breeds fear and jealousy in your competitors.

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Need to generate more qualified leads and sales through your website, instead of hopelessly clinging to traffic metrics. 

what?! did we just become best friends?

Get the ball rolling with a free 20-min chat.

what’s the craic?

(That’s Irish for “How are you? What’s happening?”)

Here’s the big secret to marketing success and selling more:

Storytelling.

That’s right – stories.

The ones that leave an unforgettable impression, taking root in the mind, making people ponder long after the experience ends.

So that it’s never really over.

People gobble that stuff up. It’s human nature.

As a fiction addict, and creative copywriter, I love to help brands tell their story, so they can connect with more people. 

What’s your story?

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christopher john haughey

What a mouthful.

CJ will do just fine.

why work with me?

I'm a...

pssst… i know what you’re thinking.

You don’t have time to read my autobiography. You just wanna’ know if I’m your guy.

Now feels like a good time to tell you my copywriting forte is to provide businesses with memorable, relatable, conversational brand voices that real people want to talk to, talk about, and never live without.

New organic search traffic and higher website engagement.

CJ has a great understanding of enterprise tech. My favorite thing about working with CJ is his ability to take abstract ideas and create flowing, compelling copy and content. His work has led to new organic search traffic and higher website engagement.

Emily Williams
VP, Consulting Sales, Doppio Group

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are we aligned?

my 5 copywriting principles

Honesty street: If I believe I lack the knowledge, passion, or desire to educate myself enough to kick ass on your project, I’ll tell you. Instead of bumbling our way to a B-rate product, I’ll try to hook you up with someone who is a better fit.


“If you’re not innovating, you’re regurgitating. it’s time to tell the story only you can tell.”

so, you can pull this off, right?

I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career.

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you your competitors.

 

when i’m not writing copy, you’ll find me:
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Soaking up wisdom from marketing masters, old and new. From Ogilvy and Schwartz to Godin, Wiebe, and Vee.

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Setting my mind free in fiction novels, like a cerebral hunter-gatherer foraging for inventive ideas from outside-the-box.

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Tinkering with my internal processes and systems to ensure I’ve got a well-oiled machine that delivers primo-grade, on time, every time.

learning

Soaking up wisdom from marketing masters, old and new. From Ogilvy and Schwartz to Patel, Wiebe, and Vee.

adventuring

Setting my mind free in fiction novels, like a cerebral hunter-gatherer foraging for inventive ideas from outside-the-box.

testing

Tinkering with my internal processes and systems to ensure my clients always have a reliable, well-oiled machine that delivers primo grade, on time, every time.

but enough about me

let’s talk about you
(and your project)

You can finally talk to an expert copywriter (and expert listener) who can bring your vision to life with an unmistakable brand voice and influential messaging that shakes up your market.

you could wait for my waitlist to grow longer.

Or you could take action right now to get one step closer to:

Shake my hand (virtually). Then together, we’ll shake the world.
Go on, make my our day!

Get the ball rolling with a free 20-min chat.